You can make some of these shots super yummy by substituting flavored vodka.  Another way to mix things up is to use any one of the many mixed juices like cran-apple, cran-pineapple, etc., instead of normal cranberry juice.  Additionally, there are some great "passion punch" type juices out there that you can substitute for orange juice.

There is only one rule: BE CREATIVE!

T = Top of the Quaffer     B= Bottom of the Quaffer     * = Optional

Anna's Banana T: Vodka B: crème de banane	Apple-tini T: Vodka B: Pucker's green apple	Bailey's Comet T: Vodka B: Bailey's
Beer Buster T: Vodka B: beer * dash of Tabasco sauce in the beer	Bay Breeze T: Vodka B: 1/2 cranberry juice 1/2 pineapple juice	Black Russian T: Vodka B: Kahlua
Bocce Ball T: Vodka B: 1/2 orange juice 1/4 Amaretto 1/4 soda water	Bloody Brew T: Vodka B: 1/2 beer 1/2 tomato juice	Bloody Mary T: Vodka B: Bloody Mary mix / tomato juice *fresh ground pepper, squeeze of lime, dash of horseradish
Buck T: Vodka B: ginger ale * splash lime juice	Bullfrog T: Vodka B: 3/4 lemonade 1/4 Triple Sec	Blue Monday T: Vodka B: blue curacao * lemon twist
Buttery Nipple T: Vodka B: 1/2 Bailey's 1/2 butterscotch schnapps	Clean & Clear T: Vodka B: energy drink	Cape Codder T: Vodka B: cranberry juice
Clam Digger T: Vodka B: Clamato juice * fresh ground pepper	Cosmopolitan T: Vodka B: 1/2 cranberry juice 1/2 Triple Sec splash of lime juice	Chi Chi T: Vodka B: pina colada mix
Dr. Pepper T: Vodka B: 3/4 Coke/Pepsi 1/4 amaretto	Electric Lemonade T: Vodka B: 1/3 sweet & sour mix 1/3 blue curacao 1/3 Sprite / 7up	Flying Grasshopper T: Vodka B: 1/2 white crème de menthe 1/2 green crème de menthe
Grape Crush T: Vodka B: 3/4 Chambord 1/4 lime juice	Goldfinger T: Vodka B: pineapple juice splash of Galliano	Genoa Vodka T: Vodka B: 3/4 orange juice 1/4 Campari
Godchild T: Vodka B: 3/4 cream 1/4 amaretto	Green Russian T: Vodka B: green crème de menthe	Greyhound T: Vodka B: grapefruit juice
Hollywood T: Vodka B: 1/2 orange juice 1/2 Chambord	Harvey Wallbanger T: Vodka B: 4/5 orange juice 1/5 Galliano	Hawaiian Sea Breeze / Madras T: Vodka B: 1/2 orange juice 1/2 cranberry
Killer Kool-Aid T: Vodka B: 1/2 cranberry 1/4 amaretto 1/4 Midori	Kamikazee T: Vodka B: 1/2 lime juice 1/2 Triple Sec	Lemon Drop T: Vodka B: Hard Lemonade * sugar on the rim
Mind Eraser T: Vodka B: 1/2 Kahlua 1/2 soda water	Moscow Mule T: Vodka B: ginger ale splash of lime juice	Melon Ball T: Vodka B: 1/2 orange juice 1/2 Midori * sub pineapple juice for the o.j.
Mudslide T: Vodka B: 1/2 Kahlua 1/2 Bailey's	Metropolitan T: Vodka B: 3/4 cranberry juice 1/4 lime juice * squeeze of fresh lime	Nutcracker T: Vodka B: 1/3 Bailey's 1/3 Kahlua 1/3 Frangelico
Ninotchka T: Vodka B: 3/4 white crème de cacao 1/4 lime juice	Orange Crush T: Vodka B: 1/2 orange juice 1/2 Sprite / 7up *splash of Galliano or Triple Sec on bottom	Pearl Harbor T: Vodka B: 1/2 pineapple juice 1/2 Midori
Purple Hooter #1 T: Vodka B: 1/2 Chambord 1/2 Triple Sec splash of lime juice	Purple Hooter #2 T: Vodka B: 1/2 Chambord 1/2 cranberry juice	Pink Lemonade T: Vodka B: 2/5 sweet & sour 2/5 cranberry juice 1/5 Triple Sec
Peach Buck T: Vodka B: 3/4 ginger ale 1/4 peach brandy	Purple Passion T: Vodka B: 1/2 grape juice 1/2 grapefruit juice	Raspberry Lime Rickey T: Vodka B: 1/2 Chambord 1/2 lime juice
Russian Bear T: Vodka B: 1/2 white crème de cacao 1/2 cream	Red Apple T: Vodka B: apple juice & a splash of grenadine	Russian Quaalude T: Vodka B: 1/4 Frangelico 1/4 Bailey's 1/4 Kahlua 1/4 creme
Sea Breeze T: Vodka B: 1/2 cranberry juice 1/2 grapefruit	Screwdriver T: Vodka B: orange juice	Sex on the Beach #1 T: Vodka B: 1/3 pineapple juice 1/3 Chambord 1/3 Midori
Sex on the Beach #2 T: Vodka B: 1/3 cranberry juice 1/3 orange juice 1/3 peach schnapps	Sloe Screw T: Vodka B: 3/4 orange juice 1/4 Sloe gin	Screaming Orgasm T: Vodka B: 1/3 amaretto 1/3 Bailey's 1/3 Kahlua
Silk Panties T: Vodka B: peach schnapps	Tootsie Roll T: Vodka B: 1/2 crème de cacao 1/2 orange juice	Universal T: Vodka B: 1/4 Midori 3/4 pineapple juice splash of lime juice on bottom
Volga Boatman T: Vodka B: 3/4 orange juice 1/4 cherry brandy	Vodka Collins T: Vodka B: Collins mix	Velvet Hammer T: Vodka B: 1/2 white crème de cacao 1/2 cream or half & half
Watermelon #1 T: Vodka B: 1/2 cranberry juice 1/2 Midori	Watermelon #2 T: Vodka B:  Pucker's watermelon	Windex T: Vodka B: Blue Curacao
White Spider T: Vodka B: 1/2 peppermint schnapps 1/2 white crème de menthe	Woo-Woo T: Vodka B: 1/2 peach schnapps 1/2 cranberry juice	White Russian T: Vodka B: 1/2 Kahlua 1/2 milk

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